John Himself's definitions
Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.
1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source:
a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.'
P is for Pistol? Get it.
1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source:
a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.'
P is for Pistol? Get it.
by john himself July 4, 2005
Get the pwnedmug. the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.
*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.
*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.
Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.
Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.
Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.
by john himself June 6, 2005
Get the nipple ballmug. cocaine, yayo, cha, tony, snow, powder, yip, llelo, lohan, nose candy, white horse, don quixote
slang derived from 'yip'
slang derived from 'yip'
by john himself February 3, 2009
Get the bipsmug. Term for a type of sunglasses popularized by Vietnam-era helicopter pilots. However, in modern day, Aviators are usually only worn after consuming an immense ammount of alcohol and entering into "Tucker Max" stage of innebreation.
I was fucking blasted off of Red Bull and Vodka last night. Then I put my Aviators on and started working game with the ladies.
by john himself July 4, 2005
Get the Aviatorsmug. the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.
Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."
by john himself September 5, 2008
Get the headie connectionmug. by John Himself January 27, 2012
Get the grubadelphiamug. Once upon a time there was a band called Nirvana which was the greatest band in the world. Then Kurt Cobain was murdered by an assassin hired by Courtney Love. That bitch will rot in hell.
by john himself July 4, 2005
Get the Seattlemug.