John Doe's definitions

Swass

No, No, No. You all got it wrong. The word comes from the contraction of the words SWAMP and ASS to get SWASS. A person with swass smells to high hell and you can hardly stand being next to the motherfucker.

That god damn chris has got some swass going on today!

by John Doe October 22, 2004

bambama

one's breasts, boobs, bazoombas, or in another sense, their booty; often used to describe a big one

So shake your bambama, come on now mama, this that shit that make you groove mama

by John Doe July 6, 2004

Trash Monkey

Some one who uses garbage as their playground. Dumpster Diver.

What s trash monkey, i think that dunce needs a kob>

by John Doe July 9, 2004

hot

A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)

Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?

by John Doe January 7, 2007

tea-bag

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch

by john doe January 12, 2004

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

hii

Zeo 24 7 – March 12, 2001


Phoenix Khadgar has entered the room.
Phoenix Khadgar: hey
Phoenix Khadgar: is zeo up yet?
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: yes
AngurisNeo: it is for me, anyhow
Kyattsuai7: hii?
AngurisNeo: yeah
AngurisNeo: hii
AngurisNeo: its my trademark hello
MoltresY2K has entered the room.
MoltresY2K: HAHAHA
Phoenix Khadgar: i thought it was a typo rolls eyes
AngurisNeo: used only to greet khadgar, and only this once
Kyattsuai7: what?
MoltresY2K: almost 80k hits :-)
MoltresY2K: Wahahaha
XRocketDDZ has entered the room.
XRocketDDZ: hey
purity number 1: hi rocky
Phoenix Khadgar: Konnichiwa rocky-chan :-)
Kyattsuai7: hii


…and the rest is history =^n.n^=

(thanks to kyattsuai for the log!)

alternate spellings: hï, hi² and i believe hi~

Uni: Hey there everyone!
Versi: Hey!
Centrycorn: hii

by John Doe December 10, 2004