John Doe's definitions

tas

1. to take a shit
2. shit
synonym: drop the bomb

1. man i just tassed all over my sheets - derek
2. holy h4x! omf tas! kthxbi - akira

by john doe September 29, 2003

shabam

A South Guatemalan militant group bent on bringing all spa production in the U.S. to a halt. “We will take all comforts from the American dogs” A quote from the leader of Shabam.

Shabam split off from a les radical militant group in the middle east.
This very modern Guatemalan militia uses the internet & billboard
advertising to attract new warriors for the cause.

Their newest slogan is “Wham, Bam, Thank you Shabam !”

Cover the hot tub, Shabam is coming.

by John Doe June 17, 2004

Juggling

A few of us can but many cant.

i know like 1 kid that juggles but all my other freinds cant

by John Doe January 3, 2004

urbandictionary

A dictionary for the slang.

Very interesting to read defintions while you're bored!

by John Doe November 1, 2006

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Cebollas

(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.

It smells like cebollas; EVACUATE!

by John Doe January 28, 2005