John Conde's definitions

Rogue Wave

A chick who comes outa nowhere to prevent her friend from hooking up with you.

I was this close to getting that chick to come back to the crib and I got hit by a rogue wave.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Teridactle

An really old chick thats kind of fly

Damn that bitch look old, but she still a teridactle tho.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.

I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

VULA

A VULA is a Verified Urban Legal Associate. These are people that have been to jail so many times they think that they know the law inside and out as lawyer would, so anytime you get into legal trouble and you cant afford a lawyer so you call a Vula to give you some semi credible legal adice. People that have done serious time like 10 years or more can be considered grand Vula's.

I couldnt afford a lawyer so I hit up my cousin that fuckers a grand Vula. He knows things.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Kaiser

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.

Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 2, 2023