John Cleveland's definitions

Haggarette

A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette

jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.

by John Cleveland December 10, 2008

Drive 'er into you

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.

Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"

by John Cleveland December 9, 2008

Back Packer

An Outdated term for Homosexuals

"Did you see that new boy across the street? you know he's a Back Packer"

by John Cleveland January 4, 2007