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Chlam

Short for Chlamydia.

There is also a band called "The Chlams", an aquatic band that teaches children about STDs.

"You think the clap is bad, just wait 'til you get the chlam!"

Chlam by John Butz August 20, 2004

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A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

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