John's definitions

slugger

a stream of snot shot from ones nose

I shot a slugger across the room.

by John July 10, 2004

wech

1.) Wech
A 11 year old child who talks shit to people on #foxro due to the fact that he is angry at his 2 fathers who never cease to rape him.

2.) Wech
A man who receives anal cleansing.

A man who is angry at the world because he was brought up by 2 fathers who beat him.

by JOhn January 3, 2005

sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

by John March 27, 2005

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).

Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.

by John April 28, 2004

dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

by John August 31, 2003