JoeyBomm's definitions

CLOSED

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

Smelt like smelt

Refers to the act of smelling a stinky ass crack that smells like a smelt fish.

Man....that bitches ass smelt like smelt!

by JoeyBomm January 2, 2021

sphinctickler

A finger or man made device shaped like a penis that is used to tickle then penetrate a persons asshole.

My girl used a sphinctickler on me last night and I practically went through the ceiling.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2020

scrote sack

A person that acts in an weird manner that is not consistent with the way others act.

Look at that scrote sack Larry picking his nose and eating the booger. Gross!!!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2023

National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

jibberhole

A drunk persons mouth.

Jimmy won't shut his jibberhole. He's drunk again and won't let anybody else talk.

by JoeyBomm June 27, 2023

one knuckle fuck

This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.

She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!

by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020