finger fucking finger

In a sexual situation, any finger that is used to penetrate a vagina and/or asshole.

My finger fucking finger is waterlogged from finger fucking all night.

by JoeyBomm May 17, 2020

Hightail

This word is derived from animals with tails usually chasing something or fleeing for their life. Usually the tail is straight up in a defensive posture as the animal is running away.

I saw a stray cat hightail out of my yard once it saw my dog.

by JoeyBomm December 27, 2021

Soakhole

A woman's hole that is soaking wet from some sort of stimuli.

I just fingered Cindy and she had a soakhole. Man I think I hit her g-spot. Got the sheets wet too.

by JoeyBomm July 26, 2020

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

here of lay

This phrase was used in the 50's and 60's instead of saying the word lately.

Here of lay I haven't been feeling well.

by JoeyBomm October 15, 2021

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 05, 2020