Joel Epstein Leider's definitions

Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

Pepstein

Being stingy and cheap about absolutely everything.

Derek J did not want to pay for Erin's third liposuction appointment, stating she keeps blowing up right after and it is a waste of money. Erin replied, "Derek stop being a pepstein, slap on the yamica and open the wallet."

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

Milk Dudz

Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018