Joe the garza's definitions

plumptastic

An amazing plus size person

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

ratchaddict

One that is addicted to ratchet women and ratchetisms.

I saw Benny getting phone numbers at the welfare office, Man he is a ratchaddict.

by Joe the garza April 30, 2015

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

sodhop

Home boy, partner, friend. Originating in Vallejo California. As made popular by E40, a promonate bay area rap artist.

Hey do you know pooh? Yeah dat nigga my sodhop we go way back!

by Joe the garza December 27, 2014

Scunt

When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.

Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!

by Joe the garza May 29, 2016

Meme pimpin

When you use memes to get laid..

How do all these girls keep falling for you? Man I be meme pimpin.. A picture is worth a thousand words and some pussy...

by Joe the garza September 4, 2015

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015