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2020 ends with Christmas where the Kent countryside has been decorated in soiled underpants thanks to the contributions of thousands of stranded lorry drivers.
Drove through Kent yesterday, saw the legendary Kent bunting, many a yellow front brown backs as far as the eyes could see!
by Joe Smiff December 24, 2020
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I woke up in hospital after pulling a nine pinter at the dancing, the last thing i remember was that she was on top and the last thing i heard was fadunkadunk
by Joe Smiff January 27, 2024
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by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024
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