The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 06, 2022
Get the Colonic death gripmug. (Noun) The act of posting staged, attention-hungry content online in a desperate attempt for validation, usually ends in secondhand embarrassment.
When the brand deals dry up and she starts posting ‘sleeping prank’ videos fully glammed in makeup whilst pretending to be fast asleep, that’s pure cringicism.
by Joe Smiff June 10, 2025
Get the Cringicismmug. As I opened the bay windows of my kent townhouse, I was welcomed by my morning ritual of diesel and wafts of stale piss and belching from the concrete abomination that is "the sweaty gusset" lorry park.
by Joe Smiff November 12, 2020
Get the The sweaty gussetmug. I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.
by Joe Smiff October 20, 2023
Get the In up to the apricotsmug. 2020 ends with Christmas where the Kent countryside has been decorated in soiled underpants thanks to the contributions of thousands of stranded lorry drivers.
Drove through Kent yesterday, saw the legendary Kent bunting, many a yellow front brown backs as far as the eyes could see!
by Joe Smiff December 24, 2020
Get the Kent buntingmug. pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.
See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.
by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019
Get the Neandergammonmug. by Joe Smiff October 03, 2018
Get the Hammonds Hatmug.