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Definitions by Joe Schmoe

Fischman 400 

an obese individual that is so obese that it/they require a stadium or racetrack to comfortably graze....

(not to be confused with a nascar event, or a right of passage among college freshman)
wow... hes suffering from the fischman 400
Fischman 400 by Joe Schmoe June 15, 2004

King of bling bling 

The owner of fine jewlerys otherwise known as puerto rican gangstas yo!

extra credit 

Something that can be used against you in determining your grade.
I said these questions are extra credit, but what I mean is: do them or I will count off of your grade.
extra credit by joe schmoe April 28, 2004
the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.
Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.
beris by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004