The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.
by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005
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(not to be confused with a nascar event, or a right of passage among college freshman)
(not to be confused with a nascar event, or a right of passage among college freshman)
by Joe Schmoe June 15, 2004
Get the Fischman 400 mug.the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.
Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.
by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004
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