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Worse than AIDS. This applies to very few things, since AIDS is pretty bad.
Miranda: Yeah, dude was drinking and driving and smashed into a tree.

Julie: Oh damn. That's totally WAIDS.
by Joe McGoat June 02, 2010

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Better than AIDS. This applies to almost anything, since AIDS is pretty bad.
Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.

I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.
by Joe McGoat June 02, 2010

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A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.
Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE
by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009

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A internet bastardization of Cockney rhyming slang for "thanks very much."
Julie: I just made you waffles.

David: Fangs, Julie, fangs berry mush.
by Joe McGoat February 08, 2010

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Verb.

Similar to melting face. When you pwn face you devastate your adversary.
Glyn: Why is Peter crying in the corner?

Matt: His ladyfriend came through here pwning face and left him in that woebegone heap of misery.
by Joe McGoat July 09, 2010

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