Worse than AIDS. This applies to very few things, since AIDS is pretty bad.
Miranda: Yeah, dude was drinking and driving and smashed into a tree.
Julie: Oh damn. That's totally WAIDS.
Better than AIDS. This applies to almost anything, since AIDS is pretty bad.
Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.
I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.
A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.
Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.
Denver: Did you read the news?
David: No, what's up?
Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.
A internet bastardization of Cockney rhyming slang for "thanks very much."
Julie: I just made you waffles.
David: Fangs, Julie, fangs berry mush.
Similar to melting face. When you pwn face you devastate your adversary.
Glyn: Why is Peter crying in the corner?
Matt: His ladyfriend came through here pwning face and left him in that woebegone heap of misery.