Definitions by Joe Iron

Delta

Meaning a car that is big and fast. This term is a reference to the discontinued Oldsmobile Delta 88. The Delta was the last of the family-size musclecars like the Impala SS 409 and the Pontiac Catalina Super Duty 421 of the early sixties. The legendary Delta was known for its rocket engine. The most powerful was the Rocket 455 4 barrel.

I just put a blower on my Lincoln Town Car, its a Delta now.

That Bentley is a Delta.

I got a Delta, let's go carting.

Delta by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

Automagical 

An old mainframe phrase from at least the 80s, meaning when things appear automatically like magic. Typically used with netview and JES2 automatic commands.

I put the start of that batch cobol job in JES2 start commands, that job will start automagically every morning at 2:30.

Automagical by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

carting 

Carting is holding on to a shopping from a moving car and then accelerating. Once an appropriate speed is reached the shopping cart is released and it shoots off like a missile. Carting was invented in Whiting, Indiana in the late 70s.

Hey dude, lets go do some carting.

carting by Joe Iron April 28, 2007

red carpet 

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

red carpet by Joe Iron November 12, 2005