Joe Gaal's definitions

toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.

Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

Dinner Hair

The only permanent resident at Bloodview Haunted House. Now a member in the Legion of Terror.

"Did you see the dinner hair last night? It was amazing!"

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

gentleman's sport gloves

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.

"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

toeknob

general half-wit...idiot...moron

"Dubya is a toeknob."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Mississippi blacksnake

An african-american penis.

Wow...That chick is in search of his mississippi blacksnake.

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

eleventy million

more than one;myriad....a lot.

"That guy over there just said he had eleventy million yam bags!"

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003