Definitions by Joe Friday

reggaeton

1)Spanish for "Un-listenable."
2)Officially the worst music ever created. The Music gods should put a curse of locusts and frogs on whatever country invented it. Bob Marley spins in his grave as we speak because they used the word "Reggae" to name such a horrible genre of music.

1) "I would rather listen to a cat being butt raped with a shard of broken glass than listen to reggaeton"

2) "Listening to reggaeton makes me want to burn things"

reggaeton by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

Pantera 

1) Cowboys From Hell
2) Texas metal at it's best

1) Dimebag Darrell was the guitarist of Pantera, until some jag-off shot him.

Pantera by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

1) College Football at its finest.
2) The NFL's main source of talent over the last 20 years
3) The team that plays at the Orange Bowl, the greatest stadium on earth.
4) Sebastian's Boys
5) As in Five National Titles...count 'em UF and FSU....Five rings...Five
6) As in Six in a row against FSU as of the 2004 season
7) The most polarizing team in college football. You either love'em or you hate'em. I love'em
8) Florida State Seminole's and Florida Gator's Daddy.
9)Loved by few, hated by most, respected by all.
10) see excellence.

The Miami Hurricanes have won 5 National College Football Titles since 1983.

Don't hate the Miami Hurricanes because they own you Florida and Florida State.

Miami Hurricanes by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

Alex Trebec 

1) The host of T.V.'s Jeopardy
2) A Canadian.

That Alex Trebec is one smart Canadian

Alex Trebec by Joe Friday July 19, 2005