Joe's definitions

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

smacktard

Most often seen in and around the PC game Battlefield 1942. A term used by gamers
to describe a player who has no regard for
the game's code of ethics. There exists a
hint of irony in labelling one as a smacktard in that the person who used the term is broadcasting that they take a video game seriously and get mad over trivial and nonconsequential matters

Joe, why did you just crash into my tank with an airplane? Smacktards like you ruin the whole gaming experience.

by Joe July 11, 2004

Botch

The slang or quicker form of Byatch;Benician

That botch has a bangin ass!

by Joe February 12, 2005

the punisher

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.

Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.

by Joe April 27, 2004

beaotch

a slang term for the word bitch. Used as a informal familial term or as an insult

1.Sup beaotch.
2.Man last night Jodi wouldn't stop yeling she was being such a beaotch

by Joe March 11, 2003

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.

"here funboy"

by Joe May 1, 2004