Joe's definitions

cluster fuck

Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.

Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.

by Joe April 21, 2005

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

by Joe April 22, 2005

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 5, 2004

Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe August 15, 2005

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005