Joe's definitions

club hit

to hit one in the rib cage, preferably while in a bar pissed drunk. mainly one with whom you have beef

i gave him a choice: become my biznitch or take a club hit

by joe March 19, 2003

smellee

Hard to understand. A stench, very smelly, internet slang, often used to describe someone you hate.

1. Phwoah! Smelee!

2. OMG! ...... is so smellee!

by Joe April 2, 2005

piked

stole used because pikeys do that a lot

someones piked my pen

by joe January 15, 2005

PuertoRoc

The person you fear the most.

Don't fuck with PuertoRoc.

by Joe April 6, 2004

butcher of beirut

Derogatory term for Ariel Sharon, prime minister of Israel.

The Butcher of Beirut is not a good person to have around if you happen to be a Palestinian.

by Joe December 31, 2003

andrew green

the worlds greatest lacrosse player, so amazing that joe mann knighted him ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
and he reads star wars video game manuals hidden in his assigment notebook during math.

joe: ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
andrew: shut up joe

by joe June 20, 2006

blow dirt

cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.

by Joe August 7, 2003