74 definitions by Joe Bone

Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

dry sack

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

royhead

A human head with a very large posterior lobe; typically a sign of great intelligence.

Get a load of the royhead on that guy.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

by my ma's

to my mother's house (Italian-American)

"Goin' by my ma's for mostaciolli."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005