JoHn's definitions

butt love

butt sex

When Bob shows his tender love for Trevor by placing his magic stick in his stinker.

by John August 28, 2003

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

grundle

v. to lick the grundle

I'll usually ask someone to grundle me for awhile before moving on to rimming.

by John November 30, 2003

CSI

Crime Scene Investigation

Tv show

by John March 6, 2003

best rapper ever

notorious b.i.g.

hes just like notorious b.i.g.

by john June 13, 2003

bullet-time

1. An effect created by putting many digital cameras in either a circle or any shape you want and filming what happens inside, thus allowing you to create the effect that there is one camera moving around and around the object or objects.

2. Any scene in entertainment that involves slow motion and bullet time.

(As seen in films like "The Matrix" and "Kung-Pow: Enter the fist"

Bullet-Time blew peoples minds when it was first used.

by John May 15, 2003