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Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.
KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!
by Joey August 19, 2004
mugGet the Alkemystmug.

novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)
Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.
by joey March 24, 2005
mugGet the novellmug.

sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...
yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...
by joey September 26, 2004
mugGet the sizandlesmug.

nar nar

Noun: Singular and Plural in reference to a person, or group of persons
Definition: A member or members of the Northern California gang Nuestra Familia, commonly known outside of prison as the Nortenos (see Norteno). Populararized by the late, great Joey Andriuex (RIP).
Ex: Dude, I totally just got chased down the street by some Nar Nars.
by Joey April 21, 2005
mugGet the nar narmug.

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.
Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.
by Joey April 5, 2005
mugGet the team choadmug.

moner

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.
by Joey April 12, 2003
mugGet the monermug.

Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
by Joey December 14, 2004
mugGet the Zippy the Pinheadmug.

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