JoE's definitions

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

65535

The highest possible number in 16 bit binary

The trojan used ports 65500-65535, but it was blocked

by Joe August 13, 2004

tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

by Joe October 9, 2003

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004