Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013

Jizzyweep

When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.

I couldn't get laid at all this weekend so I just ended up Jizzyweeping all night.

by Jizzy Weep July 27, 2015