Jizzyweep

When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.

I couldn't get laid at all this weekend so I just ended up Jizzyweeping all night.

by Jizzy Weep August 26, 2015

Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013