Jiub's definitions

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

BUFF

Big Ugly Fat Fucker; The nickname given to the B-52 bomber.

We got a BUFF coming in at 12 oclock!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Tbowl

V - To take advantage of somebody not as smart as yourself

I just Tbowledthat guy for $50.

by Jiub September 1, 2003

SNAFU

Situation normal, all fucked up; Often used by the US armed forces.

cheif, we have a snafu!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Excursion

Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 11, 2006

hulk

The green guy who's all of his clothes rip off, except his pants, which turn purple, no matter what color they were before.

an ok rollercoaster

I don't want to turn into the hulk again!

I threw up on the hulk

by Jiub May 24, 2003