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Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.

On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".

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Where all the OG's in the world one day wish to go to. Truly a gangsta's paradise where hoes run free and Lil' Wayne throws down each and every day.

Mang, one day if I cook it, cut it, bag it, sell it, trick a couple hoes then finally stack enough chips then I'ma move straight to lil''weezyana.

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