masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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Geffy

A really lame teddy bear that sells for $14.
Dude, I bought that bitch a $100 gift certificate to Amazon and all she got me was a lousy Geffy!
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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tugspot

A place used for masterbation.

Also can refer to a masterbatory stain.
Dude, your mom's bedroom makes for an excellent tugspot!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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fratty

The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.

Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"

Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009
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tuck box

1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.

2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.

3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?

Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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volkmann

volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.

b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.

c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.

2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.

b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
by Jimmy Patrick December 28, 2007
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