Jimmy Jazz's definitions

cockport

The vocal orifice of someone who's talking mad bullshit.

"Dude, shut your fucking cockport!"

by Jimmy Jazz May 13, 2005

bambulance

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.

"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Gorby

A person who sucks at snowboarding. An acronym for Guy On Rental Board.

"Dude, these goddamn gorbys are always in my way!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

piss vent

A vent in the ground, located beside Behind-the-Grind in Whistler, BC, Canada. When you get grunk and pee on it it blows your piss all over you.

"Dude, I went to the piss vent and now I'm covered in piss!"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

slarp

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

Vanilla Ice

A crap......er sorry........RAP "artist" who made it big off of shitty rhymes and a beat stolen from Queen and David Bowie's hit "Under Pressure"

*bassline from under pressure*
Person: ALRIGHT UNDER PRESSURE!

V.I. on radio: Stop collaberate and listen....

Person:YOU FUCKIN' SUCK VANILLA...YOU AND YOUR STOLEN BEATS!

by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005