Jimmy Dean's definitions

wang

schlong, talliwhacker, purple helmet warrior.

i smacked you in the face with my wang
i stabbed your mom in the eye with my wang.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

blastizzle

1. shoot a load
2. fire a high-speed stream in someones face

I blastizzled on your moms face, and your dad licked it off.

by jimmy dean November 20, 2003

lake pussy

A girl who gets so wet her vaginal secretions run down her leg.

Man that girl was so wet it was like she had a lake in her pussy.

by Jimmy Dean May 3, 2003