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emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.
Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!
by Jimmy D March 18, 2004
mugGet the emolepsymug.

wunch

a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.
Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
mugGet the wunchmug.

crump

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
mugGet the crumpmug.

crops

vegatble garden vs. a flower garden
Jimbo: Haney, air ye growin' any 'maters this year in yer backgyard?

Haney: Nope. No crops. Wife's growin' flares this year.

Jimbo: Alright then.
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
mugGet the cropsmug.

NOJ

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.
That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick
by Jimmy D May 17, 2003
mugGet the NOJmug.

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