Jimmy D's definitions

emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

wunch

a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.

Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crops

vegatble garden vs. a flower garden

Jimbo: Haney, air ye growin' any 'maters this year in yer backgyard?

Haney: Nope. No crops. Wife's growin' flares this year.

Jimbo: Alright then.

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

NOJ

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.

That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003