Definitions by Jim-Bob McDuggan
make an evening of it
To masturbate; esp. of a female, and usually in a bathtub. (Originally in reference to the amount of time required to prepare for female masturbation, such as drawing a bath, lighting candles and incense, etc.)
A: "I'm going to 'make an evening of it tonight'."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."
make an evening of it by Jim-Bob McDuggan December 10, 2009
hand fruit
Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
hand fruit by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009
Foster's floppy
Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)
The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.
Foster's floppy by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009
the change
A. My wife is having hot flashes. I think she's going through "the change".
B. Shit dude, after your wife goes through "the change", you can jizz in her all you want.
B. Shit dude, after your wife goes through "the change", you can jizz in her all you want.
the change by Jim-Bob McDuggan July 12, 2009