Jim jones's definitions

kona

the most shitty bikes made

look im 14 i have no lyf so i ride my bike all day cause im so stupid that sall i no how to do!

by jim jones September 4, 2003

home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

by Jim Jones July 2, 2004

Laze

to be lazy,to do very little work.

Guy 1: I only work for 6 hours this week.
Guy 2: Laze!

by Jim Jones January 11, 2003

Ulmer

A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis

Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing

by Jim jones February 8, 2013

good friday

Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.

Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!

by Jim Jones April 27, 2006

colorado academy

CA is way cooler than Kent so get used to it.

Kent Cant touch CA in sports.

by jim jones March 28, 2005

forever

a fuckin' long time.

When I say forever, forever is what I mean. A long fuckin' time.

by Jim Jones April 22, 2006