Definitions by Jim Jones

Ulmer 

A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis

Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing

Ulmer by Jim jones February 8, 2013

good friday 

Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.

Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!

good friday by Jim Jones April 27, 2006

forever

a fuckin' long time.

When I say forever, forever is what I mean. A long fuckin' time.

forever by Jim Jones April 22, 2006

Yellow Elephant 

A Republican who screamed bloody murder for a war with Iraq; but now that we don't have enough troops, has a million excuses for why they can't sign up.

Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Sullivan, Ann Coulter, the staff of the National Review, everyone at FoxNews, College Republicans, Young Republicans, etc.

Yellow Elephant by Jim Jones September 18, 2005

colorado academy 

CA is way cooler than Kent so get used to it.

Kent Cant touch CA in sports.

colorado academy by jim jones March 28, 2005

tossed salad 

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

tossed salad by jim jones January 25, 2005

home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

home skillet by Jim Jones July 2, 2004