crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
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cube queen

A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.
I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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has her back

"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.
"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."

" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.
"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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goat whisperer

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.
She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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played

To have sex, to be sexually manipulated by another, jacked-off, spanked, finger fucked, etc. To be played. see also buttpuppet
The girls had all played Maggie individually, but never as a group. It was her fantasy come true. It was the rape she had dreamed of.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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thong sucker

A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.
Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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