hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.
Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Cubicaltraz

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.
When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Sahara submarine

The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.
"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.
I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.
My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.
Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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