Jim Inman's definitions

salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.

Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.

by Jim Inman February 28, 2007

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

infuckingfected

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

lab rat

A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.

We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

scratch

Tattoos, especially old school prison tats.

Holmes, did you see the "Folsom Prison scratch" on that old biker? It was the shit!

by Jim Inman August 24, 2006

Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006