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box lunch

A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.
Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.
Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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Mepps

Meps is a nonsensical, negative, exclamation made by the Conehead family from Saturday Nite Live.
The cops are at the door! Mepps! Mepps!
by Jim Inman August 27, 2006
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stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.
Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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crackwitch

Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.
That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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