Jim Inman's definitions

meatzorp

A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

buttflies

A person who is a nuscance, a buttfly, like the flies on a horses ass. Gay men who hit on straight men. Gay men who make unwanted advances on other gay men.

We had to leave. Buttflies were so thick, you couldn't fart without hitting one in the face.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

bitch men

A bitch man is an effeminate, servile husband or boyfriend that takes all the crap his bitchwife wants to throw his way. Pussy whipped husbands, more than willing to be abused by their bitchmistress.

I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

spamporn

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

bullshitistic

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

by Jim Inman September 2, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006