To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.
by Jim Inman September 03, 2006
A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006