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wopwop

Stands for "Water(ing) Our Plant(s) WithOut Pants"
A plant is a factory. Offensive to women?
I don't give a @#*$#&%!!! shit.
wopwop
I don't have one. Instead I'll make a pun which
explains the last tag.
"Sex is like a sneeze. Then what's a Rajsneeze?"
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
mugGet the wopwopmug.

sane

Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
mugGet the sanemug.

Raisin

clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
mugGet the Raisinmug.

plant

uterus (pear-shaped muscular organ of gestation located
in the pelvis).
We're watering our Plant.
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
mugGet the plantmug.

Chicken

A Turkish person or one of Turkish descent.

BTW, Turkish women are known for having great thighs
and breasts butt not much of a
Hey, Chicken. Wanna drive up to Belmont?
I'll let you drive my stick.
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
mugGet the Chickenmug.

negaucheiation

Left-handed negotiating. Usually "negotiators" have
most or all of the power. There's a word in Spanish,
"recatado". It's the same as "demure", only now I'm
embarassed.
I tried to negaucheiate with my boss, the woman
superintendent. I told her, look, I'll clean the
kitchen or the bathroom, con mucho gusto, as long
as I don't have to clean the attic.
negaucheiation
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
mugGet the negaucheiationmug.

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