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Definitions by Jim Fear

snorgtees chick 

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.
Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!
snorgtees chick by Jim Fear May 27, 2010

cherry bomb 

1. A type of firecracker that looks like a sphere rather than a cylinder. The inside typically contains flash powder that is detonated by means of a wick.

2. A type of 4-Square move in which one person will bounce the ball in an opponents square forcing the opponent to catch it on the fly.

3. A trick used by a bully on a seesaw. The bully will raise the victim's side into the air and then leap off, causing the victim to crash to the ground.
1. The cherry bomb blew off Timmy's fingers.

2. "FUCK YOU, USING YOUR CHEAP ASS CHERRY BOMB!"

3. Billy got hurt after Nelson cherry bombed him on the seesaw.
cherry bomb by Jim Fear May 12, 2010

Jim Fear 

The fictional main subject in the song "Jim Fear" by Dillinger Escape Plan. Jim Fear is a freak flaming hermit, lonely fool and porno freak. He has been known to throw crap cakes on stoves, and will likely do it again.
"Jim Fear has done it again!"
Jim Fear by Jim Fear December 9, 2009
A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.
JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year
Mets by Jim Fear May 1, 2009
Short for the "Harlequin Crest," a unique item in Diablo II. The term 'shako' comes from the name of its base item, a shako helm (elite quality cap.)

The stats are in the previous definition.
Aw shit! I got tricked by the Shako bait and switch trade! Should have known...
Shako by Jim Fear April 29, 2009

stupid loud 

Something so loud that defies any sort of good explanation as to why it has to be that loud.

The term can can be used in a couple of situations with different connotations:

1. When someone or something is very loud when they/it does not need to be. Similar to needlessly loud.

2. To describe a thing that naturally has a very, very high decibel level.
1. SHUTUP! You're talking so stupid loud that I can't even think!

1a. Why do you have the TV on so stupid loud? You can hear it from across the damn street!

2. Holy shit, lightning struck the tree in our yard last night and the thunder was stupid loud!
stupid loud by Jim Fear April 26, 2009
A computer made by Apple

Pros:
- Looks nice
- Performs well
- Great for work related tasks

Cons:
- Less customizable than a PC
- Expensive to repair (ex. you can't just pop it open and toss a stock hard drive in there if it dies!)
imac by Jim Fear April 25, 2009