Jim Chewpert's definitions

reneecicle

During the heart of winter, when it’s so cold Ice and snow covers the landscape. All those named Renee are frozen in their attempts to brave the frigid elements thus creating a Reneecicle. Unable to move, the Reneecicle dreams of a warmer place or season to thaw and return to their normal state.

I just turned into a Reneecicle!

by Jim Chewpert December 18, 2019

polterdouche

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.

Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!

by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019

poodley

Something that resembles a poodle.

Renee’s hair was especially poodley today.

Renee’s hair was especially poodley today.

by Jim Chewpert December 11, 2019

fancy cussing

The use of accents on the vowels in curse words in order to make them fancier. Primarily used in texting or chats.

Renee told that douchcanoe to fúck off. She was fancy cussing.

by Jim Chewpert December 16, 2019

aGIFted

The fact or condition of being addicted to sending GIF’s.

Ever since Renee became aGIFted, my phone has run out of storage from all the GIF’s!

by Jim Chewpert January 8, 2020