Jim's definitions

brit

uppity annoying arrogant big toothed cricket playing losers who cant spell ASS HONOR or COLOR right and spend their whole life kissing their "queens" fat ass. actualy thinks "yanks" is in the least bit insulting.

"im a brit you yanks suck"
"shut the fuck up brit"

by jim May 7, 2005

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004

karac

A person with a large penis.

I heard that Jim is a karac.

by Jim September 8, 2003

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005

sixties joe

Some sixties boy that reeks of BO.

"Sixties Joe reeks of BO!"

by Jim March 15, 2004

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

David Reckon

Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.

1: "Is that David Beckham" said Geri
"Is it fuck" said Mel B "It's David Reckon.

by jim December 24, 2004