Jim's definitions

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

lds

limp dick syndrome...............................

seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick

by jim January 3, 2005

hike

To steal. The act of robbing the posessions of another

Some punk hiked my bag from work the other day, causing me great nause

by jim June 10, 2005

jackets

A slang term for police (pigs).

I'm tired of these motherfucking jackets.

by Jim January 9, 2003

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004