JiM's definitions

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004

Joj

Super intelligent.

I am Joj.

by Jim April 16, 2006

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 1, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

Child Porn

its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!

child porn is sick as all fuck.

by jim July 20, 2008