Definitions by Jew Fat

Cuddle-bang 

When you get together with someone under the pretense of cuddling and the assumption of having sex.

Aquaman: Bro what’d you do last night?

Batman: Not much. Split an 8-ball of cocaine with Gordon he got in a bust earlier. Went over and cuddle-banged Catwoman afterwards. You?

Cuddle-bang by Jew Fat September 8, 2022

Joey 

/Jo-ee/

noun 1. A slight regrowth of pubic hair above a female's genitalia, typically greater than 1/4 inch but less than 1/2 inch, somewhat resembling that of a kangaroo pouch.

Have you seen Kathryn's joey? I'd change my name to Steve Irwin and dive right into that thing. You wouldn't see me for weeks.

Joey by Jew Fat September 10, 2018

Jewlous 

/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.

Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.

Jewlous by Jew Fat June 14, 2018