Joe Biden

A butch girl that voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and met him during a campaign stop somewhere in Delaware.

He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.

I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
I met and voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Lily

I just want to say Merry Christmas girl!

Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.

I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.

Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!

Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Sarah

The moaning Indian trash bitch called the Whore of Babylon will be fleeing really soon when I arrive in Kenya! This dumbass demon bitch still thinks that she got a chance to steal my man?!?! I don't fucking think so! I got a collection of arms, so don't at with my man bitch!

Leon's my boyfriend! Leon's my man! I will make you shut your fucking mouth from ever making those stupid retard moaning noises to him and I will kill off you invisibility trick. I'm coming for you Whore of Babylon!
"Tomorrow will be Sarah the Whore of Babylon's last final day of fucking even trying to pursue my boyfriend Leon! She's psychotic demon whore, slut of the Devil thinks she's going to take Leon, just so she prevents going to hell and be Satan's Queen of the World forever?!?! Not a fucking chance! I'm taking her to Hell forever!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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