Jesus The Hey Zeus's definitions

The Beer Boggan

A stolen lawn chair with skis strapped to the bottem. Used to go down snowy canadien hills, streets, and off roofs...

Hey wheres the beer boggan?!?

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008

The Ben Wallace

When your moms snatch is soooo hairy that it looks like ben wallace is gettin his eat on with her...

Damn your mom is supportin' The Ben Wallace dogg.

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008

Year Paste

Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking stuffer, something to run over with your car, or even lube...

Hey do you have anymore of that Year Paste?

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008

GNR Track 1

When a women, preferably your mom or teachers snatch is so hairy, untaimed, and untrimmed its like the only way to describe it is refering to the first track on a Guns And Roses CD. " WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE "....

I bet shes got the GNR Track 1 goin' on; Welcome To The Jungle Baby!!!!

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008