Jesus Christ's definitions

Smick

A person of Peurto Rican and Irish descent.

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?

by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004

vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

by Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

A belief opposing a change in the social or political establishment.

Conservatives ususally hold the belief of antidisestablishmentarianism--they don't want to change the establishment

by Jesus Christ August 22, 2004

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004