Jesus Christ's definitions

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

The WP

The most gangster sons of bitches in the entire fucking land. They are also the most leet badass mother fuckers as well.

"Shit nigger, the WP is so much fucking cooler then everyone from bow creek especially richwalder."

by Jesus Christ November 29, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018