Jesus Christ's definitions

Nightcrawler

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.

1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

shoooter

Someone who is a poser.

That faggot is such a shoooter

by JESUS CHRIST February 14, 2005

marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.

*cough cough*... what?

by jesus christ January 10, 2005

The WP

The most gangster sons of bitches in the entire fucking land. They are also the most leet badass mother fuckers as well.

"Shit nigger, the WP is so much fucking cooler then everyone from bow creek especially richwalder."

by Jesus Christ November 29, 2004

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003