Jesus Christ's definitions

penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

Haze-

HardOCP's #1 Ass pounding fairy

Haze- gave me the rusty trombone last night!

by Jesus Christ July 22, 2003

mo fucka

mother fucker but slanglike snoopdoggggggggg

that bitch be a mo fucker

by jesus christ June 29, 2003

AquaFox

Pure ecstasy. No, not the drug. The feeling. The word originated from the best map ever made on battle.net.

I am soooo AquaFoxing!

Omg me too!

by Jesus Christ June 1, 2004

Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.

1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004