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Scirun

a figment of one's imagination
"Scirun kept me up all night; coughing blood and mutilating animals.
by Jesus Christ December 6, 2004
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Chiode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"
by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003
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dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch
Dont be such a dorkass!
by jesus christ September 25, 2003
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Smick

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?
by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004
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War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!
by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003
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asscrunchie

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!
by jesus christ September 25, 2003
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God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004
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