Jesus Christ's definitions

Chiode

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003

Scirun

a figment of one's imagination

"Scirun kept me up all night; coughing blood and mutilating animals.

by Jesus Christ December 6, 2004

dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005