the lump

a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers

"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"

by Jessie January 23, 2004

PISTR

Pretend I Spelled That Right

For people who type too fast and/or too lazy to backspace.

Can also be altered to PUSTR, meaning Pretend You Spelled That Right.

Person 1 "man so much hmewrok"
Person 2 "....?!?"
Person 1 "Whoops, PISTR"

by Jessie October 03, 2004

Cock pretzel

Another word for Hot Wheels.

Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.

by Jessie November 02, 2004

anus boils

hemrrhoids

sitting on the toilet too long can cause anus boils to fall out of ones butt.

by Jessie December 30, 2002

three men i n a tub

basically, the three men in gracies tub are lumpy, dave nevarro, and dave grohl

"thats one steamy shower!"

by Jessie January 24, 2004

susurrus

The thing that the lady on 2gether asks the final contestant in the spelling bee.

Hey man, check out that, susurrus.
S-US-UR-RU... S?

by Jessie April 27, 2004

Scoop'd

Aquiring a female when she is already with another man a.k.a. playa hating

I scoop'd that bitch

by Jessie May 01, 2006