speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 06, 2004

pimp juice

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.

"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"

by Jessica February 01, 2004

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

jeuf

an individual who has great sexual attractivity (usually pertaining to the opposite sex)

Whoa!!! That guy was a jeuf!

by Jessica April 04, 2004

pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

by Jessica April 01, 2004

Mind fuck

To experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general. Such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she begins wrapping his/her mind around the new idea.

The movie Vanilla Sky was a total mind fuck. Now I don't even know if I'm actually living my own life. Man, my head hurts from thinking about it!

by Jessica November 28, 2004