Jessica's definitions

iaks

It's a knee slapper- a word used by few a different way of saying lol

person 1: he fell in a mud hole
preson 2: omg! iaks!

by Jessica April 25, 2005

Avril Lavigne

She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour! GO AVRIL GO!

Me: OMG Guess What!!!
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!



ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?

by jessica September 3, 2005

Vegetarian

A person who does not eat meat, including birds and fish. Many times vegetarians believe that killing animals today for food is immoral and unnecessary because we are able to survive off of other foods. A person who doesn't eat any meat except for fish is a pescatarian. A person who doesn't eat any meat or other animal products such as eggs, milk, and cheese is a vegan.

There are meat eaters, pescatarians, vegetarians, vegans, and raw foodists (which becomes obsessive compulsive in my opinion).

by jessica July 4, 2003

madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.

Tony Soprano all the way.

by JESSICA February 24, 2004

velda

A god like being with immense technical knowledge.

Only Velda could know so much about technology.

by Jessica May 5, 2003

ss

Surfin Solo

Duh goin online alone!

by Jessica July 31, 2003

Svargen

1. A word used to substitute for another word.
2. A word to use instead of swearing.

Example: "What the svargen?"

by Jessica October 26, 2003